It’s all balls!

It's all balls!
    The words testament and testify share the same root as testicle. Not literally the same root – if you get my drift. In ancient times men cradled their testicles when taking an oath. Unlike the Holy Bible, your balls were always with you. As the root (that word again) of your masculinity, they ...

The Mighty Mole Monster Mystery 1

The Mighty Mole Monster Mystery
  In the frozen wastes of Siberia, local tribes claimed huge hairy mole monsters lived underground to avoid the hard frosts. They spent their lives tunnelling through the frozen soil and immediately died if they came into contact with the surface. During the brief summer thaw, their remains were often found on river banks where ...

Shud’a known better

Shud'a known better
I really should know better than to stick my nose into politics but I’ve been singing this all night… ‘Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon, Going to the candidates’ debate Laugh about it, Shout about it, When you’ve got to choose. Anyway you look at it, You lose..’ Mrs Robinson by Paul Simon ...

The Dog Days are over?

The Dog Days are over?
  Britain must be the only country in the world where you can have a tropical storm, without the inconvenience of any hot, dry, sunny weather. And we are in the Dog Days too… Or maybe we’re not! Traditionally the Dog Days signal the beginning of searing heat and sudden summer thunderstorms. They occur in ...